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Joke of the Day
"I'm really bad at understanding some common phrases and vice versa."
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"It's okay to smoke weed in the rain, but don't in hail"
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"What did one hand say to the other? ""Help, I think I'm in glove""."
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"Currently helping my wife looking for her favourite vase that I threw out six months ago."
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"I'm really worried about this Harry Potter kid. Seems like he's definitely gonna die."