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Joke of the Day
"""Let's get this show on the road."" ~ Guy who invented parades"
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"If I was a DJ... I'd wanna be called JD Dyslexic."
"If a tree falls on a woman... And nobody is around to hear it. Why was there a tree in the kitchen?"
"A friend of mine is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac. an he stays up all night wondering if there is a dog."
"ME: Michaelangelo painted the Sistine Chapel on his back? GF: Yep M: [2 hours later] How did he reach the bit between his shoulders?"
"I was going to say a necrophilia joke... But it died... So fuck it...."
"What did the bartender say to the alien? ""You're drunk ET, go home!"""
"How do puppets have sex? No strings attached."
"If someone asks if you've been crying just say, ""why... do you want to watch?"" and it will weird them out enough to leave you alone"
"A boring midget asked for advice picking up the ladies I said all you need to do is get a little personality"