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Joke of the Day

"I understand why there were reindeer named Dasher, Dancer and Prancer, but how did Vixen earn her name. What is Santa hiding"

"Was forced to watch Lifetime and now I think my water just broke"

"What do you call a lizard that doesn't work? A reptile dysfunction."

"Q: What's brown, red, black and blue? A: A Brunette who's been tellin one too many blonde jokes."

"*Trains lightning bugs to spell* Karen, they have a message for u WILL YOU M- ""Omg Yes!"" OVE OUT? Oh good. Here I packed your bags already."

"I gave my wife my email address but she keeps on speaking directly to me."

"What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? Every morning you will rise and shine."

"If a midget smokes weed... does he get high, or medium?"

"How do Mexicans cut their pizzas? Little Caesers"

"I just went on a date with a woman that had 12 nipples.. Sounds funny, dozen tit?"