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Joke of the Day

"I understand why there were reindeer named Dasher, Dancer and Prancer, but how did Vixen earn her name. What is Santa hiding"

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because the P is silent"

"I was viewing a house being sold by a native american i asked him if it came with running water, He said 'no, get your own wife'"

"Pretty sure I just did some classical ballet move as I got off the computer chair to get to the kitchen and saw a spider on my floor."

"What do you call the Israeli PM when he switches search engines? Benjamin Netangoogle"

"Police Officer: ""Turn around!"" Me: *sings* ""Every every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round..."""

"What kind of water do ducks drink? Bottled Waddle."

"What do you call a white guy on steroids? An athlete"

"Where did Susie go when her town got bombed? Everywhere."

"Doctor says, ""I've got good news and bad news..."" The bad news is that you have Alzheimer's. The good news is now you can hide your own Easter eggs!"