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Joke of the Day

"What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl? You can just drop her off anywhere."

"[senses date is losing interest in me] ""my uncle was the guy who did the rap in Red Red Wine"""

"What kind of hair do oceans have ? Wavy !"

"What happens when a T-rex gets strep? His throat becomes saurus."

"Your liver is the only organ that can regenerate itself. I believe that calls for a drink... Cheers!"

"Shout out to sidewalks. Thanks for keeping me off the streets."

"Want to hear a joke about toilet paper? Nevermind... it's tearable."

"I think having an abortion really brings out the kid in me"

"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe"

"I bet the reason Kim Kardashian hasn't named her baby is because she doesn't know she's supposed to."