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Joke of the Day

"If your uncle Jack, helped you off a horse, Would you help your uncle jack off a horse?"

"Apparently Pistorius wanted a new bathroom door, but his girlfriend was dead against it."

"*rises out of ball pit* thanks for agreeing to meet me here"

"My PhD candidate brother told me he is getting hooded in a few weeks. What a dumb ass- you can't undo a circumcision . . . . Woke up with this joke inside my head- original?"

"I just noticed ""Glue sticks"" is a name for some stationery but also just a fact."

"Everybody is a little weird, except you and I... ...and I'm not so sure about you."

"What do Bill Cosby and the Little Dutch Boy have in common? Both were caught with their finger in the dyke."

"Wore a hospital gown to work today and faked a cough for 5 minutes, and they said I could have the break room all to myself."

"LPT: If you want to pick up wet girls go around driving while its raining and offer if they need a ride"

"What's a pervert's favorite train stop? Molestation"