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Joke of the Day

"A man gets a $5 hooker a man gets a hooker for $5 and get crabs. the next day he goes back to her and tells her. she says "" what did you expect for $5, lobster?"""

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"Remember kids, if a stranger offers you drugs, say thank you because drugs are expensive."
"""WHAT DO WE WANT?"" ""Hearing aids."" ""WHEN DO WE WANT THEM?"" ""Hearing aids."""
"I saw a fight at a campsite yesterday. It was in tents!"
"You'd think there'd be more mirrors in the self-checkout aisle. As far as I know I made this joke up."
"A gay man asks his lover ""are you mad at me?"" The lover responds ""no, why?"". The gay man says ""Well, last night you slept facing me"""
"What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night? A last name"
"The tree in my front yard is allergic to bees It always get hives"
"Coffee at McDonald's is like sex in prison You'll have no trouble getting it, but it's rough."
"My brother is addicted to break fluid... But he says he can stop any time."