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Joke of the Day

"A gay man asks his lover ""are you mad at me?"" The lover responds ""no, why?"". The gay man says ""Well, last night you slept facing me"""

"Who's the worst villain in more games than any other? EA"

"I fucked this girl for an hour and 45 seconds last night. Thanks daylight savings."

"Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO? Because they're always bunny-hopping."

"[marriage counseling] She's always getting mad at me ""There's a shark living in our pool"" IT WAS SHARK WEEK AND HE WAS ON SALE, KAREN"

"My mom took my child into a store and left me in line to wait for Santa by myself, so now I look like a narcissistic creeper-thanks mom."

"What is Batman's favorite porn site? Motherless.com"

"What did the pineapple say to the coconut? Pina Colada!"

"Had the words ""I love you"" tattoed on my dick. Wife made me remove it because... she said I was always trying to put words into her mouth."

"Sometimes I ponder over things like, -What is life? -Where am I going? & -What the hell is a ""spokes"" person for a bike company called?"