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Joke of the Day
"The tree in my front yard is allergic to bees It always get hives"
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"What's the smartest cookie? Academia nut"
"Can I have a broken drum for Christmas? The best thing you could have asked for. You can't beat it!"
"[parole hearing] ""What will u do if released?"" ""Kill everyone on the jury."" ""What?"" ""Buy everyone jewellery."" ""Aw. Granted."""
"Joke Who wants hear a pun about ghosts?"
"What vegetable parties the hardest? A Turnip."
"A new study finds that women find men with beards more attractive than men without beards More great work from the University of James Harden"
"It's fine when Santa does it, but when I see you when you're sleeping & know when you're awake it's ""creepy"" and ""sir, you're under arrest"""
"Come on, terrorists. Stuff your pockets with colorful beads before exploding. It doesn't have to be ALL negative."
"What is a bachelor's favorite fruit? Cantaloupe"