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Joke of the Day
"Remember kids, if a stranger offers you drugs, say thank you because drugs are expensive."
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"I saw some guy stealing my front gate... -""I saw some guy stealing my front gate."" -""Didn't you say anything?"" -""No, I thought he'd take a fence."""
"What sex position makes the ugliest kids ? Ask your parents."
"Your eyes are like the stars Not because their beautiful, but because their so far apart"
"I wish Benedict Cumberbatch played Q in 007 Then I could call him Benedict ""Q"" Cumberbatch."
"You know what the say about men with big shoes? They have big socks."
"So I tried to get a ride from Subway., Turns out that they don't deliver"
"What is the best time to watch Predator? Anytiiiiiiiiiime"
"[WP] You are an assassin in WWII trying to find a German defector on a U-boat. Unfortunately you got a little lost on the dock... Whoops, wrong sub."
"If you throw away an ice sculpture, is it justice?"