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Joke of the Day
"I saw a fight at a campsite yesterday. It was in tents!"
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"Me: WHAT DO WE WANT?! Him: ""Nothing. I'm good."" WHEN DO WE WANT IT? ""Seriously, knock it off."" I GOT A NEW BULLHORN! ""I can see that.."
"My suspicious mole cancelled my appointment with a dermatologist."
"Marijuana? More like MOURNrijuana, because you're parents will have to go to your funeral if you try it. #no"
"See someone you know in a store..... ""WHAT'S UP MAN!!"" Walk around and see them again..... Nod your head & slight wave See them a third time.... Avoid all eye contact."
"What's the difference between a magic show and a strip show? A magic show is full of **cunning stunts**"
"I remember when it was called ""drinking a glass of water"" instead of ""hydrating."""
"Heard this one liner at work today Hey, why don't you go slip into something a little more comfortable.....like a coma!!!!!"
"Modern art is easy to understand. If you take a dump on someone's door mat, ring the bell and run away - it's an installation. If you ring the bell and then take a dump - it's a performance."
"'I HATE drama!' -Dramatic people"