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Joke of the Day
"Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Tuesday."
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"How many Italians can you fit in a bathtub? Don'tworryaboutit."
"""Your lifeguard resume is just a pic of David Hasselhoff"" I feel it says all u need to know about me ""He's drunk with a cheeseburger"" Yes"
"Two budgies sitting on a perch One says to the other: can you smell fish?"
"What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of co-ordination? HAND-EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"
"Dear Cracker Jack: The prizes in your bag aren't prizes anymore. They're tiny pieces of paper that say, ""Go fuck yourself."""
"I'm addicted to brake fluid. But I can stop any time."
"I met this wonderful girl who thinks small penis isn't an obstacle for a good relationship. Now I just have to get used to that she has one."
"Did you hear about the idiot who made his chickens drink boiling water? He thought they would lay hard boiled eggs."
"I'm sorry I punched you when you said ""Facebook me"". I thought you said ""Face punch me""."