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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a fag and a dairy farm? A Dairy Queen"
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"I have a friend named Jay. We call him J for short."
"A guy got hit by a car in his left side. He's all right now."
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"15 just texted me that she was on her period and needed a chocolate bar. How absorbent could a chocolate bar even be?!"
"What did the zombie farmer say he wanted? Grrraaaaiiinnns..."
"Me: yeah was bingo the name of the dog or the farmer Professor: i meant questions about the exa- holy shit"
"How do you get a nun pregnant? You dress her up as an altar boy.."
"What do you call a Mexican baby born yesterday? Diego"