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Joke of the Day
"Well, I had to break up with the baker i've been dating She was just too kneady"
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"You know why the Baptists don't make love standing up? They don't want people to think they're dancing. Not my joke cheech marins I'm high as Fuck and thought you guys might like it too."
"What do Japanese guys do when they have erections? Vote"
"Nervous around the person you like? Sue them. They'll be forced to see you in court, well dressed & in control. Let the law be your wingman."
"You wanna hear a joke about Ebola? You probably won't get it."
"How do the Chinese come up with names for their kids? They throw a tin can down the stairs."
"What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah? ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT"
"So a pimp is berating one of his girls nsfw ""You've got no tits and your cunt's too small"" ""Fuck you. Get off my back."""
"Family cookouts are spent telling me to ""stop...don't say that"""
"What if... ...the U.S. government builds a wall to keep the Americans in?"