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Joke of the Day

"FUN PRANK: Put a bike lock on a bike that already has a lock. Leave the owner a note saying you guys share joint custody of the bike now"

"This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem."

"What's gray and can't fly? A parking lot."

"This chicken is so moist, what is your secret? I squeeze a little KY Jelly into its cavity before heating."

"Did you see that Walmart will be closing about 500 stores by the end of the year...? It's going to put about 12 cashiers out of work."

"What Movie does Hillary Watch when she's in a Bad Mood..? Kill Bill."

"What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep? I herd that."

"What's brown and sticky? a stick."

"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because, If they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels."

"[Sunday] God: Finally a day of rest. I could really use a chicken sandwich and a milkshake. *walks up to Chick-fil-A* OH COME ON!!"