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Joke of the Day
"What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? It's ass"
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"Toilets that automatically flush before I'm done make me feel like every relationship I've ever been in."
"What's the worst advice you could give an actor right before an audition? ""Just go in there and be yourself."""
"MISSED CONNECTION: You were ""a woman"" & I am ""lonely."""
"What do you call a snake that works in the government? A civil serpent"
"Does anyone know which homeless shelters provide wifi?"
"Teacher: Ants can lift things that are heavier than they are Kid: How can a thing be heavier than it is? T: No-[sees it's almost 3 pm] Magic"
"Women say men get turned on when they nibble on their earlobes. I think it's bollocks. - Jimmy Carr"
"What do Princess Diana, Kurt Cobain, and Pink Floyd all have in common? Their last big hit was the wall."
"Whenever I write a letter to someone, I add a footnote briefly explaining Ohm's law. It's my P.S. de resistance."