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Joke of the Day
"I just quite my job at the helium factory. I won't be spoken to in that tone."
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"What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up? Sorry to take so much of your valuable time."
"A man sells his parachute... The man yells ""Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!"""
"What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser? Resisting a rest."
"""Changed the name on my iPhone to titanic. Now when I connect to iTunes it says the...... Titanic is synching"""
"Why does Santa Claus have a such a big sack? Because he only comes once a year."
"Apparently if you call out your own name while masturbating they will kick you off this ferris wheel."
"I asked a refugee: ""How did you get out of Iraq?"" He answered: ""Iran"""
"Everything is made in China Except babies. They're made in va-chinas"
"Penises are like internet connections Having a big pipe is great, but it doesn't do you much good if you don't have any uptime."