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Joke of the Day
"What did the Giant say after he ate Tonga? 'I want Samoa!'"
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"What do you call a plastic sheep? Lambinated!"
"My mother is displeased with me. In other shocking news, water is wet and the sun is bright."
"What's a porn stars favorite drink? 7up in cider"
"When I was a kid I was full of piss and vinegar... Now I'm just pissin' vinegar."
"My grandmother would roll over. My grandmother would roll over in her trench if she knew how much I spent on her funeral."
"What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way ? She was tickled to death !"
"One liners Come on /r/jokes, what are your favourite one liners, here's mine: I will not sleep until I find a cure for my insomnia!"
"Hey, I may not look like much right now, but believe me, in the morning I'll look even worse."
"You want to hear a funny joke? I said hear not read, you fuck."