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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when a crow throws a party and no one shows up? An attempted murder."

"Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time? America just did."

"What is Obama's last name? care"

"Paris Hilton is suddenly a DJ? Well. Then I'm a dragon."

"*16 calls me at office* 16: Are you stopping at the grocery store tonight? Me: No 16: You're out of beer Me: Ok I will, what do you want?"

"Q: Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's? A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends."

"If a kid refuses to go to sleep during nap time... Is he guilty of resisting a rest?"

"The pope gets caught with child porn, he says: ""Just looking at some old home videos at the Catholic Church"". Still a joke guys, I don't actually mean it. :D"

"Q: How many Orthodox Rabbis does it take to change a light bulb? A: Change?"

"What type of sea creature do Chinese fishermen catch? Crust-asian"