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Joke of the Day

"Her: Let's each pick one person we can sleep with and the other person can't get mad. Mine is Ryan Gosling. Who's yours? Me: The babysitter"

"A person running around with a laptop chasing an unsecured WiFi signal looks eerily like a cat chasing a laser pointer."

"A tragic haiku hipsters panicking need a new pretentious food quinoa's too mainstream"

"What's Gordon Ramsay's least favorite movie? IT'S FROOOOOOOZZZZEEEN"

"7 dwarfs were in the bath feeling happy. So ......happy got out"

"I like my women like I like my coffee Black, bitter, and preferably fair trade"

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to change it and one to tell her she did a really good job."

"I just read on the news that 10 Paralympics athletes have failed a drugs test They all tested positive for WD40"

"Is this where you put your jokes? According to my ex wife my career and penis should be here"

"I was walking in the woods the other day... ... when I ran into a bear and I accidentally played Dad instead of Dead. Now it can ride its bike with not training wheels"