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Joke of the Day

"Accidentally left creatine out on the counter overnight and there's a bigass 3"" tall ant in my kitchen calling me bro now... scared to go in"

"What does a pretentious owl say? Whom whom."

"Your mom is so dumb. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer."

"I was so sad and crying when I lost my playstation 3 but unfortunately, there was nobody to console me!"

"How does Bob Marley like his donuts? Preferably not dead from cancer."

"*Playing a ouija board* ""Identify yourself"" I-T-S A M-E L-U-I-G-I ""What the fu-"" *Checks box* ""Dammit mom, this is a Luigi board!"""

"What do you call a dehydrated French man? Pee Air"

"What Do You Call a Jewish Pokemon Trainer? answer: ash"

"Justin Bieber roast during commercials Holy s**t balls.. what a roast so far. Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off? Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss"

"What do you call a nosy pepper? A pepper that gets jalapeno business!"