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Joke of the Day
"How do you get negative inflation ? Deflation."
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"I told my friend, ""I like my women the way I like my computer. ... On my lap. Turned on and Virus free."" He said, ""I prefer mine under my desk and silent."""
"WebMD is a Choose Your Own Adventure book where every single story ends in malignant cancer"
"I've just heard that Harrison Ford crashed his plane onto a golf course Apparently he was just dropping in for a Short Round"
"Yesterday my dear friend Gavin passed away after taking heartburn pills. I can't believe Gaviscon."
"Give me your best 'Yo Momma' jokes. Yo momma's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm for different timezones! Yo momma's so fat, she is on BOTH sides of the family! EDIT: Grammar..."
"Is it considered rude to ask your boss if it hurt when the house fell on her in The Wizard of Oz?"
"What does a bi-sexual porn star do at work? Fuck all"
"[heaven] IAN: I only regret the things I didn't do ME: Me too I: Like, I didn't swim with dolphins. You? M: I didn't stop poking a bear"
"If you have ever used one of those Hand Dryers in a bathroom, congratulations...you just did a portion of the Macarena....."