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Joke of the Day

"If you have ever used one of those Hand Dryers in a bathroom, congratulations...you just did a portion of the Macarena....."

"How do you reject a French girl? Just say neaux."

"Why is Ireland the richest country in the world? Because the capital is always Dublin."

"Facebook has really revolutionized how quickly we find out friends from high school gave up on their dreams."

"Have you heard about Samsung's new video game based on the Galaxy Note 7? They're calling it Mass Defect."

"My girlfriend finished all my french fries... I couldn't KETCHUP."

"Spending half of the movie wondering where the fuck did I see this actor before..."

"What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali? Salt and Pepper shakers"

"What did Helen Keller call her dog? <smashes keyboard>"

"why did the chicken cross the playground...... TO GET TO THE OVER FUCKING SLIDE, EH EH EH GEEEEEEET IT HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA *pulls the trigger"