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Joke of the Day
"WebMD is a Choose Your Own Adventure book where every single story ends in malignant cancer"
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"Live today like it's your last day. But pay bills and dress appropriately just in case it isn't."
"Why do Chinese people suck at soccer? Because every time they get a corner they open up a restaurant."
"""i'd do anthony for you"" - worst autocorrect fail by me"
"What is the cheapest type of meat? Deer balls. They're under a buck."
"Why did the female war reenactors need to throw away their costumes? Because they weren't period-appropriate!"
"Have you heard about the new male birth control pill? You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp."
"Couldn't figure out how to set up my stereo system, so I called my dad... He gave me some sound advice."
"What's worse than sitting on a cold toilet seat? Sitting on a warm one."
"When I ride alone with a random guy in an elevator I'll wait a sec then ask ""two man killing spree?"""