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Joke of the Day
"5 SECONDS AGO! What do we want? TIME TRAVEL JOKES! When do we want them?"
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"A neutron walks into a store Neutron : ""How much is this pack of gum"" Store Clerk : ""For you it's no charge"""
"What do you call bad Mediterranean food? Falawful."
"A horse enters a bar... A horse enters a bar Upon seeing it, the barman says, ""Why the long face?"" The horse, unable of understanding human language, shits on the floor and leaves"
"On a scale of 1 to 10 you can't even weigh yourself unless you are an infant or leprechaun or something."
"I was telling this chick how I almost died during childbirth and she asked me when I'm having another one. I SAID I ALMOST DIED, CRAZY LADY."
"WHAT OTHER ILLNESSES DO I HAVE?! I told my doctor I think I'm a hypochondriac. As usual, the medicine he gave me isn't working."
"No matter how tired one is, put a computer in front of them and they can stay awake."
"Did you hear about the girl who went on a date with a cannibal? I hear he ate her pussy."
"""Newt Gingrich"" sounds like the name of a villain that JK Rowling made up."