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Joke of the Day

"A neutron walks into a store Neutron : ""How much is this pack of gum"" Store Clerk : ""For you it's no charge"""

"Why did the spy cross the border? Because he never really was on your side."

"I can't hear out of my ear... It's really EAR-itating"

"/r/jokes wins Friend of the Planet award! for 95.002% of recylced content."

"How does Jaden Smith keep getting roles in big movies? Where there's a Will, there's a way."

"A hipster has just died Welcome to heaven, says god. The hipster turns back : no way, I'm going to hell before it's cool"

"I wanted to eat Nicki Minaj's sugary sweet ass like a cupcake... But all I got was an anal cavity :("

"What is Russia's favorite type of pasta? Putinesca"

"I wish I could understand what women with big boobs are saying."

"What does a condom and a wife have in common? They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick"