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Joke of the Day

"A horse enters a bar... A horse enters a bar Upon seeing it, the barman says, ""Why the long face?"" The horse, unable of understanding human language, shits on the floor and leaves"

"I told my wife 'a blowjob a day keeps the doctor away.' For Christmas she bought me better medical coverage."

"What does a pirate drink for breakfast? Arrrrange juice."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away... If you're a good enough thrower!"

"Why is modern wheat supperior to old wheat? it's bred and better!"

"Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming? He didn't see a porpoise..."

"PMS jokes are not funny. Period."

"How come Smokey the Bear doesn't have any children? Every time his wife gets hot he beats her with a shovel."

"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? to get to the other side..."

"They should do a scene in a comedy movie where someone rides their bike into a parked car."