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Joke of the Day

"Do you like tapes and CDs? Other person: Yes Me: Good, so I can tape my dick to your forehead so you can see these nuts."

"The first guy that paid for life insurance died never knowing if it was a scam."

"I like to hide condom wrappers in my married friends pockets."

"What do you call a little pepper in Spanish? A jalapequeno"

"How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for his Birthday? He felt his presents."

"Is life fair? Short answer, no. Long answer, nooooooo."

"How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan? You take away its tiny brooms."

"Flung my bra across the room and it sailed right into the drawer, if any of you are looking to start a basketball team that uses bras."

"I found the city in which cheese was first produced! It's from Age!"

"NBC is contemplating a new TV series titled ""Airline Tragedies."" They are putting the pilot together right now."