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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a little pepper in Spanish? A jalapequeno"
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"My friend said he was a harp.. But he was obviously a lyre."
"You know, it occurs to me that my ceiling fan is inherently indecisive... Any time I ask it a question, it only ever responds with ""HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"""
"Why do failing college girls always screw their professors? Cause they want the D."
"Women are like pasta They are straight until you get them wet. - Ellen Degeneres"
"Why is Dwayne ""The Rock"" Johnson always so sad? Everyone takes him for granite."
"Knock Knock Who's there? Allah Allah who? *Boom*"
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. ;)"
"A boy bought some Tesco burgers from the canteen, The dinnerlady asked what he wanted on them. The boy replied: ""I'll have 5 each way!"""
"1816: a grizzly bear ate my mom as she fetched drinking water. 1916: I'm in a muddy trench, bleeding internally. 2016: IM OFFENDED!"