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Joke of the Day
"I found the city in which cheese was first produced! It's from Age!"
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"Miley Cyrus is a strictly american phenomenon... most everywhere else in the world, she'd be Kilometery Cyrus"
"We come to love not by finding a perfect person... but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly."
"""Come reckon with me bro."" -Force"
"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So they're not confused with feminist. Sorry."
"All I want is for someone to push me up against a wall Lean in And whisper 'I'll do your housework'"
"Seems like most rioting in the world happens in the countries with the least bacon."
"Why was the hobo sad? Because he was in a great depression."
"Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin? A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside."
"What's red and smells like green paint? Red paint"