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Joke of the Day

"I found the city in which cheese was first produced! It's from Age!"

"A snail gets robbed by two turtles. The police interview the snail, asking for descriptions of the suspects. ""I don't know,"" the snail says. ""It all just happened so fast."""

"What's long, black and smelly? The unemployment line."

"Doctor: Sir, I have two bad news for you The first is that you have 48 hours before you die -And the second one? :'( I should have told you yesterday"

"The best thing about owning a Smart Car is if you get too drunk at the bar you can just carry it home."

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking. Jk. Rowling. Sorry if repost, I just saw it on my Facebook and laughed really hard."

"A democrat, a libertarian and an idiot walk into a bar.. ""I'll have a beer please"", says the republican."

"What do you call a docks nanny? An Au'Peir"

"Strangers on a Train"

"You guys are so selfish, only think about yourselves, not important stuff. Who the FUCK is going to narrate Morgan Freemans life? WHO?!"