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Joke of the Day
"What does America and Sauron have in common? They are both shit at protecting towers"
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"If I wake and then I bake, I pray The Lord for chocolate cake. Amen."
"Apparently ""you have great tweets"" sounds a lot like ""you have great tits"" in a crowded bar."
"How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter? There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!"
"I accidentally spilled my bottle of rum on the floor. I was let down because I thought I'd be the one getting wasted."
"A is for Apple - Hester Pryne"
"Picture someone robbing you. Congratulations, you're a fucking racist."
"Got 45 minutes to kill? Watch a senior citizen put a key on a keychain."
"What does the Queen put on her toast? Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat"
"I don't think any political ideology is inherently wrong Some are just alternative right"