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Joke of the Day
"What does the Queen put on her toast? Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat"
Next Joke
"*job interview* ""So this yearbook isn't your resume?"" ""No. I'm not a moron. Those are my references. I highlighted all the NEVER CHANGE's."""
"Got paired with a classmate for a Criminal law Project, so I guess now we're partners in crime."
"Someone came to my door today asking for donations to the local swimming pool So I gave them a glass of water"
"How does the average Chinese worker find a new job? ChinkedIn."
"9am: *starts diet* 2pm: *injects KFC gravy intravenously*"
"What did the blind man say to the blind man? Long time no see."
"For the past month I have woken up to find hundreds of flowers with no heads all over my doorstep, garden and drive. I think I'm being stalked"
"Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up? Everywhere"
"A Polish Man Invented The Toilet Seat A few days later, a German decided to cut a hole in it."