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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer? A hole in Juan"

"A security camera caught a couple having sex in an elevator. .... They got off on the eighth floor.... then they straightened their clothing and exited the elevator on the 14th floor."

"They should name American Pharoah's first offspring ""Regression to the Mean"" Because, you know, statistics."

"What did the tailor do after she got hit by the lawyer's car? Sewed him"

"If I am ever in a coma on life support I want my family to unplug me... And then plug me back in. See if that works."

"I was riding a horse once and its leg broke, so I had to shoot it -- everyone on the carousel freaked out."

"Quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail is as easy as 1-2-5"

"What is the deadliest volcano? Mount Kill-a-man-jaro"

"I tried buy only some of the songs off of a Beatles album But the store owner said they all come together"

"when a cop pulls me over i tell him i'm a nihilist and i don't believe in tickets or laws or authority. i do however now believe in tazers."