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Joke of the Day
"What did the tailor do after she got hit by the lawyer's car? Sewed him"
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"My comedian alias would be The Carcinogin My jokes give people cancer"
"If you're not saying ""you're an idiot"" a few times during any interaction with me, you're not truly appreciating the depth of who I am."
"Hey baby! What's up? Baby: My mother's uterus."
"At first i thought slave jokes had ended but then i realized there must be a market"
"What do you call a stampede that runs in circles? NASCOW"
"The cancelled marathon runners should seriously run through the boroughs with supplies. I said it earlier as a joke, now I say it for real."
"What was special about Three-Eyed Suzie? She had no legs."
"It's only Ultimate Frisbee if someone dies"
"You matter Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared. Then you energy."