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Joke of the Day
"What is the deadliest volcano? Mount Kill-a-man-jaro"
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"I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours."
"Good news, you survived the horrific car crash. Sadly we couldn't find the other guy's arms but we managed to reattach all four of yours"
"The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain."
"One time my dad got mad at hulk hogan and yelled ""YOURE WASTING SHIRTS"" at the TV"
"I was riding a horse once and its leg broke, so I had to shoot it -- everyone on the carousel freaked out."
"If you get divorced in West Virginia... Are you still considered brother and sister?"
"A boring joke I totally understand how batteries feel because I'm rarely ever included in things either."
"Did you hear about the Bausch & Lomb tech who fell into a giant lens grinder? He really made a spectacle of himself"
"I wonder who coined the term money."