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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants? Donald Trunk."

"You've got to hand it to short people They usually can't reach it anyway."

"I like my humor like i like my coffee Dark, bitter but satisfying."

"I'm busier than... a Catholic priest at a church lock in."

"I think I might be depressed... But I'm just taking a shot in the dark."

"I used to hate the Stockholm syndrome After a while however, I realized that it wasn't too bad after all."

"What's the Difference between Jam and Jelly? What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? I can't jelly my cock in your ass. Inspiration taken from How I Met Your Mother :)"

"The How I Met Your Mother series will end tonight & everyone is thinking the same thing...if only it were The Big Bang Theory instead."

"Dirty Dancing is my favorite movie about a girl who cannot dance at all, but wins a dance competition because her partner has a great mullet"

"We got a tornado warning, and I'm too scared to open my windows. Don't want any sharks in my house."