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Joke of the Day

"Nowadays People know the price of everything, But the value of nothing."

"What did one sick casket say to the other sick casket? Is that you, coffin?"

"Ordering a cake over the phone ""And what would you like the cake to say?"" [covers phone to ask wife] ""Honey, do we want a talking cake?"""

"What do you call a one-eyed sailor? Pop-eye the sailor man!"

"Did you hear about the fight at the homeless camp yesterday? It was in tents."

"What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio? Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy."

"The best way to respond to a limp handshake is to tickle their palm with your middle finger"

"I'd make a joke about albinism but... I'm afraid it would be off-color."

"After the recent wave of Trump primary victories, what did Nancy Reagan request for her funeral before she died? To be laid to rest beside the remains of the Republican party"

"Why did the amoeba flunk the math test? Because it multiplied by dividing."