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Joke of the Day

"What did the retarded chef say after watching terminator PASTA LA VISTA HAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *TAKES OFF ALL HIS CLOTHES AND RUBS HIS NIPPLES*"

"What do they call a dog in Iraq? A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself"

"A horse walks into a bar Several people got up and left at the potential danger in the situation."

"Hellen of troy, the face that launched a thousand ships... ...And the ass that docked them."

"Sorry, I'm out of my mind at the moment, please leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. "

"Being the President is seriously stressful. Kennedy lost his mind!"

"Why did the blind man's alphabet soup only have 25 letters in it? Because he can't ""C"""

"Donald Trump is the president elect of the United States. I am still not sure if it belongs here or in r/politics (?)"

"What's black and never works? Decaf coffee, you racist bastard."

"I thought about buying a pocket calculator and then I thought who care how many pockets I have"