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Joke of the Day

"[Meta] I made a subreddit for anti pickup lines If you want to post an antipick up line, post it to /r/antipickuplines"

"What is Donald Trump's favorite flavor of Tic Tac? ..... Tempermint"

"How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb? None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China."

"I just got a text from someone I don't know. They say they're sick and vomitting. Should I tell them that vomitting only has one T?"

"What did the left pussy lip say to the right pussy lip? Girl, we used to be so tight until we let some dick come between us."

"Why are the police so corrupt? Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police."

"I've been reading a book on North African History It's very moorish."

"Did you know that the illuminati created golf as a way of harnessing the world's most valuable energy source? Angry old white men."

"""Benjamin Button"" *""Benjamin who?""* ""Benjamin"" *""Who's there""* ""Knock knock"""

"You know you have no attention span when you require a mental break while typing 140 characters."