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Joke of the Day

"[Meta] I made a subreddit for anti pickup lines If you want to post an antipick up line, post it to /r/antipickuplines"

"Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches? Because they are in bread."

"Why didn't the girl like anal? Because she was always butthurt over it."

"My girlfriend just broke up with me. I deserved it... I asked her to so I could do this joke."

"What the difference between a fridge and a virgina? Fridge don't fart when you take the meat out"

"Monday Morning......Rolling out of bed is easy. Getting up off the floor is another story."

"[NSFW] What is the best engine ever made in this world? A vagina! 1. It takes any size pistons. 2. It auto lubricates itself 3. every 28 days it performs automatic oil changes."

"[Talking w/Doc] The wife wants to try period sex ""Seems unsanitary to me"" I dont think u understand- *wife bursts in wearing medieval armor*"

"I was going to buy some classical music CDs... But I was too baroque."

"INCREASINGLY DESPERATE GOOGLE SEARCH FOR ""HOW MANY SHADOWS SHOULD I HAVE?"""