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Joke of the Day
"On a scale of 1 to fucked, how fucked is FIFA? FIFucked."
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"What happened before the Big Bang? Of course, The Big Foreplay."
"Why did the semen cross the road? Because you wore the wrong sock."
"I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle. - Mitch Hedberg"
"A little kid came up to me and said... ""I have two mommies."" ""Really?"", I said. ""Your parents are lesbians?"" ""No, my mom's just a schizophrenic."""
"Magneto spent his high school years dating girls with braces."
"Have you seen www.stickytape.com? Yes I can't tear myself away."
"""Scientists discover female insect that has a penis"". Bet it originates from Thailand."
"Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil. I can accomplish this if I avoid my mother."
"What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money? PayPal"