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Joke of the Day

"Boobs= not much ass, Ass= no boobs, Ass and Boobs= ugly face, Ass, boobs and nice face= Slut. You can never win"

"Hope Today I saw a Chinese baby and a Black baby wave at each other. It gives me hope for the future. Or at least another Rush Hour movie."

"Did you know, some bees can produce milk? They're called boo-bees."

"What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows? Survivor guilt."

"Yo momma so old.... She has a separate entrance for black men."

"What is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold."

"If you've never gotten out of the shower and dried off with paper towels, you probably do your laundry more often than I do."

"I made up a good one. Why do so many white people do meth? Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*"

"Trump running for president It's Hillaryous."

"I bet every time Beyonce leaves a restaurant everyone fights over who gets to smell her chair"