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"Can a psychotherapist fix psycho the rapist?"
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"A man walked into a library and asked for a book on suicide. The librarian said, ""Jack off mate, you won't bring it back!""."
"A young boy goes to his father and says ""Dad, I think my gym teacher is gay"". His father says ""Why do think that?"" The boy responds ""Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."""
"I'm thinking about opening a veterinary clinic for female dogs with broken legs. Gonna call it ""Bitches Be Trippin"""
"Who sits on Cinderella's keyboard? Buttons."
"Turned off autocorrect and I've never been happyer."
"I wish I had the self-confidence and assertiveness of the Adobe Acrobat updater."
"The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line."
"""Actually, I'll have you know I have a degree in liberal arts"" ""That's great ma'am, but I ordered fries with my meal"""
"What score did Lenin get on his exam paper? ...Full Marx"