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"Can a psychotherapist fix psycho the rapist?"
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"Fishing for Jupiter fart fish off the wing of the space shuttle."
"If you can fold a fitted sheet I'm 99% sure you graduated from Hogwarts."
"""Daddy, are we poor?"" Compared to the vast majority of humans on earth? No. ""Compared to my friends?"" Oh yes, sweety. As the very dirt."
"My wife came out of the shower and said, ""I shaved ""down there"". You know what that means?"" I said, ""Yeah you clogged the drain again."""
"Sumo wrestlers have to make sure their legs are always shaven So people don't confuse them with feminists"
"I like my women how I like my dial-up Internet Always going down on me..."
"Back to the future too many times Scientists have recently discovered a direct link between time travel and Parkinson's disease."
"Did you hear about the couple's resort that burned down? Not a single person died."
"What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey? A Tryptophanatic"