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Joke of the Day

"My wife came out of the shower and said, ""I shaved ""down there"". You know what that means?"" I said, ""Yeah you clogged the drain again."""

"Why couldn't Hillary win the election? Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins."

"What does Tupac Shakur and Oceans 13 have in common?... They were both shot in Vegas!"

"Sorry I just saw your text from last night, are you guys still at the restaurant"

"Obama and Bush walk into a bar... ...Clinton ducked."

"Why do old men prefer golf more than sex? The fewer the strokes the better you are at it ;)"

"Saudi Arabia 'chosen to head key UN human rights panel' Joke is UN."

"Republicans run for office by saying the government doesn't work... Then they get elected and prove it."

"Why are business men's toilet clogged? They gave too many shits"

"""I"" before ""E"", except after ""C"". That's an efficient rule. Very efficient. Yep...efficient."