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Joke of the Day
"Fishing for Jupiter fart fish off the wing of the space shuttle."
Next Joke
"Sometimes I think I have ADD... ...oh look a bird!"
"If your parents, your boss, and three of your friends invite you to a party at a clinic its a trap"
"what happens when the world stops existing,when all the stars and planets don't exist anymore? Half life 3 will go into early development."
"his palms are sweaty, knees weak, palms are sweaty. he forgot his lyrics already, palms are sweaty"
"My enthusiasm knows bounds."
"There's a reason it's called ""girls gone wild"" and not ""women gone wild"". When girls go wild, they show their tits. When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub."
"What happened to the engineer who miss labeled all the floor numbers He was wrong on so many levels."
"What's black and white and eats like a horse? A Zebra"
"I always keep a picture of my wife and children in my wallet. It reminds me why there's no money in there."