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Joke of the Day

"I like my women how I like my dial-up Internet Always going down on me..."

"Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a car."

"Does a basketball player with an extra chromosome... have both ups and downs?"

"What do you call parents who teach abstinence only? Grandma and grandpa."

"Cutting out gluten is a great way to lose weight and friends"

"Help me Obi Won Bacardi, I'm sobering up."

"[In bed with gf] ""Do you have any fantasies?"" Yeah, one. You know your friend Sarah, the hot one? ""Yes.. why?"" I want to hit her with my car"

"Studies show the effects of divorce on young children are complex. Sadness and anxiety are common, but many are just happy to be single again."

"The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense."

"I ate one of those orange Hostess cupcakes and now I have to live in the sewers."