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Joke of the Day

"I like my women how I like my dial-up Internet Always going down on me..."

"What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ? Radio waves !"

"My relationship with my Ex was very psychological...she's psycho and I'm logical."

"Blonde and a dog Why did the blonde have sex with the dog? Because she likes it ruff."

"MOM : Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? SON : My name is Paul."

"I just got these awesome red shoes but there is an issue with them. They have no soles"

"It's Facebook's 10th birthday today. Let's all click ""Maybe"" on the event invite and then not show up."

"Why are there so many avenues in Belgium? Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow."

"There should be a massage parlor where when you ask for a ""happy ending"" your dad walks out and says that he's proud of you."

"Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? Because classical conditioning!"