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Joke of the Day

"Back to the future too many times Scientists have recently discovered a direct link between time travel and Parkinson's disease."

"An horse walks into a bar. The customers get up and leave, recognizing the danger that may cause an animal of that size."

"How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None. He fell."

"Half of these jokes were around when Jesus played fullback for Jerusalem."

"What's a porn stars favorite golf course? The inter course."

"Virgin mary enters into heaven as soon as she gets in she notices a hot dog stand. She blushes and giggling says ""the holy spirit!"""

"What do you call a zombie musician? A decomposer."

"I hate when people read over my shoulder while I'm texting. 2 car lengths please Mr. Policeman."

"Eternity The time between when you cum and she leaves."

"You can always predict what antigay protesters will say. But never how they'll spell it."