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Joke of the Day

"probably the best joke rn your face..."

"Colleagues who feel the need to say ""You either love me or hate me!"" are oblivious to the fact that it's always the latter."

"How many Alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side"

"I accidentally took a woman's multi-vitamin this morning. I have been trying to get dressed now for 2 hours but everything makes me look fat"

"Why did the cowboy get a dachshund? Cause he was told to get a long little doggy."

"Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean? She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so."

"What CS:GO hack do tumblr girls use? Trigger bot."

"I had an affair with English. Since then, Math and I don't speak."

"I like my coffee like I like my ""I like my coffee"" jokes Not made by me."

"Got pulled over while doing calculus in my car last night Cop said I was deriving over the limit."