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Joke of the Day
"Saying ""EA Sports it's in the game,"" along with the guy who says it."
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"Q: How many Dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A penguin"
"How much rest does a bad Sheppard get? Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights."
"An impotent man... ... named his dick Magikarp. Because it's useless and can only splash."
"First rule of I'd Hit That Club is: don't say ""I'd hit that."" in front of your wife."
"Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House? So she can be pardoned."
"Next to a lie, a pun is the lowest form of creation."
"How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!"
"During love scenes in a Wes Anderson movie, the sound effects guy rubs a baguette against corduroy."
"Appreciate how some people don't come out of ATM till they find the meaning of life right there."