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Joke of the Day
"How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!"
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"I asked my girlfriend to try anal, She got all butthurt."
"What did the blind man say to his estranged friend? ""Long time, no see."""
"We were so poor Dad could only afford to drink 3-4 nights a week."
"What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? The winner of last year's hide & go seek contest."
"Mom: Sorry, I won't be able to come in today. My son's got stuck in the washing machine. Boss: Aw okay. Poor thing, how old is he? Mom: 27"
"Three blondes walk into a bar You would have thought that one of them would see it."
"How do you always keep your shoes tied? Replace the laces with earphones."
"What is the only thing that will be ""Feeling the Bern""? Working people's wallets."
"The Five Stages of Christmas Shopping Grief: - denial - anger - strong language - moderate violence - a lifetime ban from Toys R Us"