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Joke of the Day
"What did the pessimist say to the psychologist? Only the good die, Jung."
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"*opens front door to see Christmas carolers singing Please, I have a family"
"very windy and rainy out today.... THANKS TRUMP"
"What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called? -Hurricanes with cataracts"
"A psychology study suggests that when you are single, all you see are happy couples, When you are committed, you see happy singles."
"I just melted an ice cube by staring at it. Took a bit longer than I thought it would, though."
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A megasoreass"
"A man is applying for Australian citizenship when the clerk asks ""Do you have a criminal record?"" ""No"" the man says. ""Is that still required?"""
"My wife thinks I'm too impulsive. How the hell would she know? We only met last week!"
"Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she wont pay attention but call her fat once and she will never forget. Thats because elephants never forget."