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Joke of the Day
"Appreciate how some people don't come out of ATM till they find the meaning of life right there."
Next Joke
"Talk is cheap. Until you hire a lawyer."
"How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb."
"i hate to get political on here but like honestly smokin weed is frickin sweet as hell ha ha"
"If you can't handle me at my worst, you and I have a lot in common."
"Black Friday: Because Only in America, People trample others for Sales the day after being thankful for what they already have"
"What is Batman's Japanese emergency number? 7777-Batman"
"Never trust somebody with a degree in child psychology to cut your kid's hair. They're therapists who'll groom your children."
"You should never bribe someone to get what you want. You should blackmail them, it's cheaper and much more effective."
"Did you hear about the two silk worms that got in a fight? It ended in a tie."